aportraitoftheartist-asayoungfan:
Is probably the singularly most unsettling thing to ever exist on the internet
What the hell did I just do…
this fucking thing made me so anxious
…… i don’t even know
what just happened.
It’s… accurate. And unsettling.
What did I just do. I’m so confused that that wasn’t even a question…
(via theatomicboom)
do you ever stop and realize that the average person doesn’t know what a ship is or what canon means
We probably just all sound like pirates.
(via theatomicboom)
(via fuckyeahstarkidpotter)
I LOVE YOU.
I LOVE YOU TOO. LETS IMMEDIATELY MAKE ONE THOUSAND BABIES AND BUY A GREAT BIG HOUSE IN A REALLY BORING NEIGHBORHOOD MILES AWAY FROM ALL OUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY SO THE CHILDREN CAN PLAY ALL DAY WHILE YOU COOK AND CLEAN AND TEACH THEM IMPORTANT LIFE LESSONS.
UM, I WAS THINKING MAYBE WE COULD GO TO PARIS AND HAVE AN ADVENTURE WHILE WE’RE STILL YOUNG-
OH! AND I CAN FINALLY LEARN TO PLAY GUITAR, SINCE YOU’LL BE TIRED AT NIGHT FROM ALL THE CLEANING AND COOKING AND CHILDBEARING AND STUFF.
(Source: epicallyepicepicosity)
Skull Kid
Created by Hlalo18
People cry, not because they’re weak. It’s because they’ve been strong for too long.
(via deppkiedisrhcp)
I’m an old-fashioned guy… I want to be an old man with a beer belly sitting on a porch, looking at a lake or something.
Johnny Depp
(Source: paradisdepp, via deppkiedisrhcp)
I’m just like,
